If you ain't first you're last...
I like to go fast - forget Cole Trickle from Days of Thunder, I'm the real king of the road - one big hairy American winnning machine out for pole position.
When I use a drive thru, I call from home and still get to the window before my burgers are made... that's just the way I roll.
Every night I pray to the dear baby Jesus, ( & his little bowled up fists,) for the excellence that I piss...
I'm also a member of the official Man United Supporters Group on Loconut - so if you're a fan of footy, please join in.