I'm Jen!I like to attend local events, there is no party too big or too small, as long as it's as "pumping and packed as Dolly Parton's breast pump" then it's all okay! I am socially aware, I look left, right and left again when arriving at a party - I have to check out the predators and hunt for girls that could be in the same outfit as me. I also look up, down and up again when on the hunt for a male person of a desirable nature. I care about the community and that those around me look good! I don't like to think of myself as the fashion police, more just ‘fashion savvy'. Spending money on looking good is important - there is no point in looking like the dogs breakfast, as you'll only get chased by mutts.I enjoy long walks along the beach and drinking Pina Colada's in the rain. One day I hope to be laying on a lounge being fed peeled grapes while six-packed, tanned men are fanning me down - one of which being Michael Buble, so he can sing away night and day. I also wish I hadn't been out on the town one night and come home after a few too many Caprioskas and ordered the Ab King Pro (with free steak knives) off Danoz Direct, as I've never used it - the only thing I've realised is that it does actually fold away and fit under the bed, as that's where it has been ever since. It seemed like a good idea at the time (oh, John Farnham inspired that one!)
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