Jennifer Talkins
26 years old
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from Perth
 
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I'm Jen!
I like to attend local events, there is no party too big or too small, as long as it's as "pumping and packed as Dolly Parton's breast pump" then it's all okay! I am socially aware, I look left, right and left again when arriving at a party - I have to check out the predators and hunt for girls that could be in the same outfit as me. I also look up, down and up again when on the hunt for a male person of a desirable nature.

I care about the community and that those around me look good! I don't like to think of myself as the fashion police, more just ‘fashion savvy'. Spending money on looking good is important - there is no point in looking like the dogs breakfast, as you'll only get chased by mutts.

I enjoy long walks along the beach and drinking Pina Colada's in the rain. One day I hope to be laying on a lounge being fed peeled grapes while six-packed, tanned men are fanning me down - one of which being Michael Buble, so he can sing away night and day.

I also wish I hadn't been out on the town one night and come home after a few too many Caprioskas and ordered the Ab King Pro (with free steak knives) off Danoz Direct, as I've never used it - the only thing I've realised is that it does actually fold away and fit under the bed, as that's where it has been ever since. It seemed like a good idea at the time (oh, John Farnham inspired that one!)

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9 days ago

how are you, I have been out of loconut for some time, just got back on board, how is your writing going? Going to check in now and read some of your stories, hope you are doing well :)

1 mnth ago

Love today's article! Think it will start some debate between the guys and girls!
by Lukey

1 mnth ago

That's awesome! So where are the bee pictures? I can't wait to see you in the costume! My weekend was great! Hosted a wrestling show and caught a few movies! Very cool indeed!

1 mnth ago

wassup jt?
by Stu

3 mnths ago

Bit late with this idea jenn, but you could (have) gone as a "clubbed baby seal" or "Transgenic Human Female/Rodent" sporting whiskers etc
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submitted by Jennifer Talkins on April 02 2008
If you are going to wear a 'printed t-shirt' like the ones that have sayings/statements…
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submitted by Jennifer Talkins on March 31 2008
Hello all! Hope we are feeling full of chocolate, relaxed and ready to rock and roll into…
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submitted by Jennifer Talkins on March 18 2008
So yesterday was International Women's Day - big shout out to all the ladies out there! …
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submitted by Jennifer Talkins on March 18 2008
I went to the State Surf Lifesaving Championships up at Scarborough on the weekend to…
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submitted by Jennifer Talkins on March 18 2008
Being Friday and all (yippee!) and the fact that I have a few part-ay's this weekend -…
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