Joined: 27-06-2007
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WA
Posted: ages ago
<p>Why does the Hoff sleeps with the lights still on? Because the darkness is afraid of him</p><p>The only time the hoff has been wrong was when HE thought he made a mistake</p><p>When The hoff goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket</p><p>When the Hoff jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets hoff'd instead<br />The Hoff is the reason why Wally is hiding</p><p>You are what you eat. That is why the Hoff's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.</p><p>If you were to lock the Hoff in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest <br />album ever; it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this David replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response</p><p>David Hasselhoff invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.</p><p> </p>